"Funny/Interesting Things People Say About You"
Written by: The Wonderful Knowflakes of Lindaland!
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Aries/Mars Influence
Moon
conjunct Mars in Aries:
"OH MY GOSH. What did you do?!"
"OH MY GOSH. What did you do?!"
ASC (and/or Progressed ASC) in
Aries: “You come
across as fiery and aggressive.”
Taurus/Venus
Influence
Moon in
Taurus: "You're really level-headed. I always feel
more calm when you're around."
Venus in
Taurus: "Oh I just know you'll do it for me anyway.
You're a sweetheart"
Taurus Mars: “You
seem so balanced and have a soothing effect on everyone around you.”
Gemini/Mercury
Influence
Gemini
Stellium: "You're crazy funny!"
Moon in
Gemini: "Finish
a sentence. Please!"
Cancer/Moon
Influence
Moon in
Cancer:
"I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of emotion
with you."
"But... why would you get upset over something so
tiny and insignificant?"
"You're a crybaby. Sorry. But you know you
are."
Sun in
Cancer, (9th house): "You're our house cat. We feed
you, and you purr. Sometimes you escape the house, go on an adventure, then
come home dirty and hungry and pawing at the door"
Leo/Sun
Influence
Moon in Leo:
"You can be a touch overdramatic sweetie."
Sun square
Moon: "You simply don't know what you want from
life!"
Sun conjunct
Mercury (in the 5th house): "You just can't stick to one
thing can you? You're always turning your life around. That must be fun."
Virgo/Mercury
Influence
Virgo
Ascendant:
"Omg you look soooooo much younger than you
actually are!"
Scorpio/Pluto
Influence
Plutonian:
"Too intense, too explosive, too deep, too sexual, too serious, too much
of everything - but we still love you, because you're awesome just the way
you are"
Sun in
Scorpio: "You don't say much... but you get your point
across with just a word or two."
Scorpio Ascendant:
"People think you're scary, but when they get to
know you... They find out you're a sweetie really!"
"Let's face it, you're not everybody's piece of cake."
"Let's face it, you're not everybody's piece of cake."
Moon
conjunct Pluto: “Yeah, right. You don’t spy on people. You’re
‘just checking if they’re OK’.”
Venus in
Scorpio: “You seem melancholic at times, a heartless b*tch at
others, but deep down we all know you're very emotional and caring.”
8th House
Stellium: "Wow! You're a mystery to me."
Sagittarius/Jupiter
Influence
Mercury in
Sagittarius: "Do you ever go to bed when you say you
will? Seems like you're always up for more action!"
Sagittarius Ascendant:
"It's annoying to have you around, and it's too empty without you
around."
Jupiter/Ascendant Aspects:
Jupiter/Ascendant Aspects:
"Dude... You're really smiley!"
"You're so totally positive. It's very
uplifting."
Jupiter in the 5th house: "It won't be any fun, without you."
Jupiter in the 5th house: "It won't be any fun, without you."
Capricorn/Saturn Influence
Sun in Capricorn: "I know you. You're determined. If you set your mind on something, you'll do anything in your power to make it happen."
Capricorn Ascendant: “Cheer up!”
Aquarius/Uranus
Influence
Sun in
Aquarius:
"You're kind of unreliable to tell the
truth."
"If we suggest something, you always do the exact
opposite!"
"You always have this look in your eyes, like
you're off in some other world, like you're not all here."
"You're spaced out! Way out! And pretty
unpredictable to boot."
Moon and/or
Mercury in Aquarius: "You care more about
researching astrology than paying attention to me!"
Mercury
square Uranus: “You have this incredible talent of saying the
most unexpected things in conversation!”
Pisces/Neptunian
Influence
Mercury in
Pisces: "You say you will be back in one minute and you
don't show up for 3 days!"
Mercury
trine Neptune: "You always did march to your own
drummer."
Luminaries
in aspect to Neptune:
"Are you driving or daydreaming?”
“Move over! I'm taking the wheel, so you won't end up
killing both us!"
“Wow!
You’re in Korea? I thought you were flying to China. What the hell happened?
Did they let *you* fly the plane?”
Neptune
conjunct ASC (and/or Neptune in the 1st house): "Do you have a camera
installed in my house? How the hell do you know these things about me?"